Scientists claim they've worked out what makes the perfect penis
There are many age-old questions that have plagued humanity since the dawn of time; where did the universe come from? Is there really a god? What on earth is going on with Donald Trump’s hair? But scientists have now answered one of these great unknowns; what makes a good-looking penis? The research, which only asked women for their preferences on male genitalia, was conducted by researchers at the University of Zurich.
According to the study, "general cosmetic appearance" is the most important penile aspect when it comes to what women value down there. This is swiftly followed by the appearance of pubic hair, penile skin, and girth. Length comes in at number six, with the look of the scrotum trailing closely behind. The least important facet of the phallus, say the scientists, is the "position and shape of meatus", the vertical slit at the opening of the urethra.