The [>NF<] ET Server Anthem: AC/DC's "Big Balls"
Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 09:55
I've had AC/DC's 1976 album "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" for a long time in various editions, but it wasn't until everybody's favorite Belgian macho Kway posted on the chatbox that one of its songs, "Big Balls", should be Nut Master Money $hot's personal song that it occurred to me that...
AC/DC's "Big Balls" Is Now The [>NF<] ET Server's Anthem
Lyrics:
Well I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ball room notoriety
And I always fill my ball room
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
And my ball room always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
Oh, we've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Oh, we've got big balls
(We've got big balls, he's got big balls) And I'm just itching to tell you about them
(Dirty big balls) Oh we had such wonderful fun
(We've got big balls, she's got big balls) Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Bollocks, knackers! (Ball sucker!) (11 x)
The last verse, which is sung 11 times, is often written as "ball sucker!" on lyrics sites, and to me it sounds like a mix of that with what's in the lyrics from the official AC/DC site, "bollocks, knackers!".
AC/DC's Biography at AllMusic.com
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" album review at AllMusic.com
"Big Balls" song review at AllMusic.com
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" album page at AC/DC's offical site
The album is worth having for the title track and our anthem song alone. The Australian version has a different song order and includes the song "Jailbreak", which in the rest of the world was released in the "'74 Jailbreak" EP.