Deputies arrested Christopher Mitchell, 42, for possession of marijuana and for not wearing a seatbelt on Friday near Osteen, Fla., on Friday. Mitchell told a Volusia County Sheriff’s deputy he was too fat to wear a seatbelt.
Re: Post funny stuff!!!
Posted: 04 Aug 2014, 15:48
by Pedro-NF
Re: Post funny stuff!!!
Posted: 04 Aug 2014, 15:48
by Pedro-NF
REVEALED!!! Many computers nowadays come with secretly hidden cables consecrated to SATAN! Open your computer immediately and should you find a cable which looks like this one, tear it out right away! (Note: the exorcism will only work if the cable is removed with the machine powered on.)
Re: Post funny stuff!!!
Posted: 11 Aug 2014, 08:49
by Pedro-NF
"I chose to wait, I'm not having sex with Weslei until after we're married."
"Is kissing allowed?"
"No. Kissing leads to desire which leads to sex."
"Is hugging allowed?"
"No. Hugging leads to kissing which leads to desire which leads to sex."
"Wow, so if he just touches you..."
"I come."