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Post by blaskattacks » 30 Apr 2014, 17:18

Replace /fit/ with NF
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Post by blaskattacks » 30 Apr 2014, 17:47

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Post by Pedro-NF » 01 May 2014, 07:33

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Post by Pedro-NF » 01 May 2014, 07:37

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Post by Pedro-NF » 01 May 2014, 07:58

I'm thinking of suing André Dahmer, author of the Rei Emir (King Emir) comic strips that are published on Brazilian newspapers, for personality plagiarism:

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"What makes me happy? Making people suffer, doctor." / "Would you like to interrupt that process?" / "If that will make people suffer, then yes." (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)

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"Now it's a law: thinking is a crime!" / "We'll have a safer and more united country." / "I see you're already respecting the law." (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)

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"You may run across the minefield, God always protects little children." / "Two to one, comeback win." (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)

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"Give me the names of the other traitors, or you'll suffer the worst kind of torture." / "Which one?" / "Trying to cancel some subscription over the phone, how about that?" / "Paulinho, Acácio and Sérgio." (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)

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"Reporters' lies, mom. Do you think I'd ever kill anyone?" / "Yes, take the medicine in that drawer." / "The old woman is gonna trip on arsenic!" (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)

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"Will mom survive, doctor?" / "Yes, but her memory has been compromised." / "Who would have imagined it! An accident turned mom into a Brazilian!" (Rei Emir, by André Dahmer)
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the only real use for drone technology
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Post by BlueBallsThePirate » 01 May 2014, 12:59

I asked my gymnastics teacher if she can show me how to do the splits. She asked me if I was flexible…I told her that I can’t do Tuesdays
The Pirates Story....
where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Post by Pedro-NF » 01 May 2014, 23:08

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What is the difference between a hippy joint and a hippy girl? The girl makes it around the circle more than once.
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Post by tankstar » 04 May 2014, 06:15

Made me LOL

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must need to be stoned....

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Post by blaskattacks » 04 May 2014, 06:38

do you not like it tank star
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